What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?