What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
They were all in one accord.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?