What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why is the beach so confident?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?