What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you wash a lamb?