How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you get straight A's?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?