Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?