Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What type of car do planets buy?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?