What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?