Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a small mom?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the frog starve?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do mice leave their boats?