What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?