What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?