Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which insect makes the best father?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the fish blush?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What vegetables do librarians like?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?