What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What country has the most fish?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the sickly elevator say?