How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do fairies always drink?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do fall and winter say hello?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?