What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's the politest month?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?