Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?