Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where was Noah born?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a spider's favorite book?