What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do cows wear bells?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?