How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What vegetables do librarians like?