Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?