Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?