What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?