How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What table can you never sit at?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?