What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is grass so dangerous?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a forklift?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?