Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?