What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?