What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?