Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What did summer say to spring?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do cats wear to work?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do fleas travel?