What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's the most determined bird?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?