How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a household of counselors?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which subject has two parts?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?