What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How did groundhogs get their name?