What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the fish blush?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?