Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What nationality are most fish?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?