What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What name sounds like the past tense?