What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?