What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?