What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which relative loves rice?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a table you can eat?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?