Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What says: oom oom oom?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?