What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you get straight A's?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?