Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
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What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do dogs run in circles?