What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How much money does a skunk have?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?