Where does money love to go shopping?
JCPenney®!
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did March say to the madness?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What color are all the books in the library?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does the sun drink out of?