What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?