What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do bees chew?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?