What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?