What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
Why is furniture so generous?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of music do planets like?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?