What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?