Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What did the stair machines call each other?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?