What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?