Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?